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Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.
"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."
Soonered by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014
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Stonered 

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!
Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!
Stonered by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018
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Stonered 

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it
Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!
Stonered by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

Stonered 

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it.
Jason and Nikki laughed because they was stonered more than they ever stoner than they have ever stonered before .
Stonered by DamnGurl77 March 16, 2018
When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly
Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly
spoonered by george March 31, 2003
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