Occam's laser 

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.

Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.

Occam's laser by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011

Laser Cats 

A television show proposed by Andy Samberg and Bill Hader to Lorne Michaels in two seperate Saturday Night Live skits. It combines peoples two favorite things: Lasers. And Cats! A short low-budget film is then shown with Andy and Bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.

In the future, Laser Cats will help fight evil.

Laser Cats by GNox December 28, 2007

Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fire the laser! by Dennie Hebels October 18, 2008

Sexy Losers 

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.

Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!

Sexy Losers by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

laser maiden

(n) a desirable, yet unattainable woman;

The three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?

Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.

"She was a vision. In a clairvoyant flash, I brimmed with fulfillment, sweet ecstasy--the meaning of life was made clear. I blurted, 'Marry me! I could never be with any other!' To which she frigidly replied, 'What is your name again?'. Splitting my very being in two, she departed with half; just another broken soul in the laser maiden's collection."

see also: Cleopatra, Cersei Lannister, Galadriel

laser maiden by brandonsc September 9, 2013

lusers 

Losers+Users. Originates from MIT. On their old mainframe systems, when you turned on a terminal it would say something like "57 users online". Someone hacked it to "losers", and someone hacked again to "lusers".

Welcome to the Network. 207 lusers online.
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Username:________

lusers by yu suk November 15, 2003

laser shades 

Some sick sunglasses.

That guy had some laser shades.
I want to do him.

laser shades by andy chen 2010 April 26, 2009