Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.

Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.

Pulling a Roberts by Neptunium January 28, 2009

Pulling a Robinson 

Pulling a Robinson is pretty much rampaging when your angry. it usually results in smashing your head through a mirror punching walls, breaking things, and screaming and crying.

yeah i did. I heard his face is totaly screwed. What is it with everyone Pulling a Robinson now days?

Pulling a Robinson by Autaum August 14, 2010

im not a robot 

this fucktard of a test stole mt mental capacity and gave me irrectial disfunction this is why my dognis dead plz donate to get rid of are youy a robot

im not a robot Is terrirising a small yout helphim

im not a robot by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Doing A Robyn

Basically, on a night out, where one will go home very early in order to get laid. Also known as a complete let down.

Jeff:Where did bob go?!?! it's like 12 o'clock!!
Seb: He did a robyn.

Ex 2.

George: Where the fuck is he going?
Richard: He's Doing A Robyn

Doing A Robyn by AllOfJavea March 22, 2011

Kill a Roblox Profile Picture User 

This is a day we’re you can kill anyone who uses a Roblox profile picture and they cannot fight back

Your honer, it was “Kill a Roblox Profile Picture User Day” when my client massacred 15 children.

Kill a Roblox Profile Picture User by Weta deez February 19, 2022

A Roben 

someone who searches for the dick, if not found becomes moody and distressed.

Oh my lord guys, my fella Stephen is not giving dick. I'm so pissed off and a Roben.

A Roben by A Roben September 21, 2016

pull a Robin Williams 

when you hang yourself in your closet with a noose made of a rope and slit your wrists with a razor

oh no I did know he would pull a Robin Williams by hanging himself in his closet with a noose made of his dads rope and slit his wrists with on of his own sharp razors

pull a Robin Williams by Carl Brotanski November 13, 2020