Definitions by Neptunium
staygaytion
Saving money by staying at home and having an Estelle Getty and/or Liza Minelli film festival instead of hitting Fire Island for the weekend.
staygaytion by Neptunium January 28, 2009
Pulling a Roberts
Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
Pulling a Roberts by Neptunium January 28, 2009
Dick Jitters
When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."
I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!
Dick Jitters by Neptunium January 17, 2009