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male moan 

When a guy moans either during sex or masturbating. To most girls this is the cutest thing to ever hear. They especially love it when u moan during them giving u a blowjob and it turns them on even more. Another good time to moan is when u fucking them doggy style and u in her ear moaning. IF U DO THIS THEY WILL LOVE U FOREVER AND FUCK U MORE!
Emma: Hey how was it with Jay last night?
Liz: It was soo good when we were fucking he was moaning so loud <3 it was the cutest thing i started sucking him harder.
Emma: Damn i wanna hear a male moan so bad.
male moan by space_ranger March 18, 2019
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Shrigma male 

A person way more superior to both alpha and sigma males. He can reproduce by himself, so he doesn’t need woman, but all woman in his age category are sexually attracted to him
Shrigma male: *uses his spores* Babe will you swallow my cum tonight?
Shrigma male by Shrigma July 2, 2021

Irritable Male Syndrome 

Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.
Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.
She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.
Maite: yes
Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019

Aloha Male 

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
Aloha Male by Johnny Soporno November 27, 2011

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Morbius Male 

Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.

Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.

You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
Morbius Male by Gatowatussy June 8, 2022