Dick Jockey
Dick Jockey by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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jockholm syndrome
Feelings of trust or affection felt in cases of a nation being held under the thumb, of being continually told that you are ... "too wee, too poor, too stupid" to govern yourself by your larger neighbour for over three hundred years. The result of three hundred years of being under the thumb has resulted in some Scots wishing to vote against their own independence.
Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'
jockholm syndrome by Pour1malt March 5, 2014
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suffer in your jocks
An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
suffer in your jocks by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
Wall Jockeys
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Tube Jockey
A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.
Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys
Tube Jockey by supermangoman September 5, 2009
slide jockey
A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.
WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!
slide jockey by gomezathon March 2, 2010