sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.

"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."

sock rubbing by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

rubinize 

(verb) To "rubinize"something is to make a broad conclusion about some large group or organization based solely off of a small minority of people within that group or organization. Often times, this conclusion is negative and hypocritical. If you throw in the term "classical liberal", you will also get 5 bonus points in life. Based off of Dave Rubin, a blundering political commentator who values free speech and ideas more than integrity and factual information. The term "Rubinize" is based off of Dave Rubin's broad and misguided statements about the so-called "regressive left".

Dave Rubin: The entire left-wing political movement is regressive and anti-free speech due to the actions of a few SJWs on a few college campuses.
Any reasonable person: Way to rubinize the left-wing, Dave.

rubinize by E. Cashman April 18, 2018

rubina dilaik 

She will be winner of a reality show .
She has never fear of anyone

She is so much stronger

And her partner is so sweet

Rubina dilaik is so much stronger.

rubina dilaik by Ayush2j October 12, 2020

Rubbing One Up 

The same as rubbing one out which is simply masturbation. However, Rubbing On Up is exclusive to male masturbation and accentuates the process vs. the end result.

Justin is a constantly watching porn and finds his hands busy Rubbing One Up.

Rubbing One Up by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself 

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

Rubinstein 

Rubinstein is the German word for Ruby Stone. This is a very stereotypical Jewish, and German name. Chances are all of the people you meet with the last name Rubinstein, are Jewish.

Bob Rubinstein is a German Jew who goes to his temple every sabbath.

Rubinstein by JRubes November 18, 2009

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

rubbing bacon by banquo_lives January 11, 2009