by BillMan August 29, 2003
Horrible alcohol from Slummaville. Tastes like nail polish remover going down. Gives you a full body hangover and makes you feel like someone threw you down a flight of stairs.
I just drank some Rubinoff last night and now my head is exploding and I've had the shits since 4am.
by zoomass March 11, 2006
6 bucks a bottle. high quality stuff hailing from lovely somerville. preferred beverage of poor high school students.
Dude I spent all my money on pot I guess I have to get rubinoff. Actually maybe I should just ferment my own urine since its basically the same stuff.
by Seany May 25, 2003
by woogie May 23, 2003
AKA Ruby or the Devil's Liquor, New England's most delightful vodka/paint thinner.
The catalyst for many nights of blank memories, random injuries and just all round pure shame. Comes in a variety of flavors to tempt you to try each one, when in reality all this does is make you buy more of the nail polish remover. Flavors include Wretching Raspberry, Gutter Green Apple and Paralysis Pink Lemonade. Costs $13 for a handle of death, and is probably enough to send you to hospital each night for the entire weekend. Known to burn throats, tastebuds, eye sockets, nostrils or any other orifice which may be exposed to her fiery side.
Beware of Ruby, she is a psychotic sociopath and WILL ruin your life.
The catalyst for many nights of blank memories, random injuries and just all round pure shame. Comes in a variety of flavors to tempt you to try each one, when in reality all this does is make you buy more of the nail polish remover. Flavors include Wretching Raspberry, Gutter Green Apple and Paralysis Pink Lemonade. Costs $13 for a handle of death, and is probably enough to send you to hospital each night for the entire weekend. Known to burn throats, tastebuds, eye sockets, nostrils or any other orifice which may be exposed to her fiery side.
Beware of Ruby, she is a psychotic sociopath and WILL ruin your life.
"Yo what shall we drink tonight?"
"Rubinoff duh"
"Dude, last week you drank so much Ruby, you got sent to hospital with a hole in your throat and rectal bleeding"
"But bro, it's $13, I wanna get so drunk I can't remember the alphabet, and I'm broke-ass"
"Good point, which flavor, I'm feelin' Melon tonight"
"Rubinoff duh"
"Dude, last week you drank so much Ruby, you got sent to hospital with a hole in your throat and rectal bleeding"
"But bro, it's $13, I wanna get so drunk I can't remember the alphabet, and I'm broke-ass"
"Good point, which flavor, I'm feelin' Melon tonight"
by azza919 October 19, 2013
by Fucking Ben Alexander May 18, 2007
The most pure form of Vodka known to man. So pure that drinking it straight can cause damage to taste buds along with potential burning of the throat. Provides a drunk unmatched to all other vodkas. From the vodka kingdom known as Somerville, Mass. Won a triple-blind taste test, going up against all 'high-quality' vodkas.
by Danny Victor May 25, 2008