Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

peetour 

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

peetour by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

Peetoot 

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

Peetoot by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peetotaler 

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

peetotaler by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020

Peeta Mellark 

One of the main characters from "The Hunger Games" , a trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, a genius. Peeta is the 2nd tribute from District 12 to compete in the Hunger Games, a sadistic game made to entertain the people of the Capitol. Peeta is in love with Katniss Everdeen, the main character of the series, and she doesn't deserve him at all. Peeta is sweet, loving, kind-hearted, brave, strong, and sexy. In other words, Peeta Mellark is what every girl wishes a real boy could be.

girl 1: OMG, I loooooove Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games! He is so amazing. <3

girl 2: I know right. Ugh, I wish someone exactly Peeta could exist, the world would be a better place. <3

Peeta Mellark by HGfreak101 June 8, 2011

Peeturd 

Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.

This is my friend, Peeturd.

Peeturd by KikiLand! January 13, 2008

peeto

A peeto is a peed on cheeto. Reference from That 70's show.

Kelso ate the peeto Fez gave him.

peeto by xxRachaelxx June 14, 2008