peeto
peeto by xxRachaelxx June 14, 2008
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Peeto
1. A Cheeto that is shaped like a dick, with a strong resemblance to dick of former US President Donald Trump.
2. The act of lubing up your Cock and then dumping Cheeto dust on it, then shoving up your sleeping wives Asshole at 3 in the morning.
2. The act of lubing up your Cock and then dumping Cheeto dust on it, then shoving up your sleeping wives Asshole at 3 in the morning.
1. Damn Bro, i got 3 Peetos in that bag i got on monday.
2. Jerry! Stop covering your dick in Cheeto dust and shoving it up my ass! It stings like hell!
2. Jerry! Stop covering your dick in Cheeto dust and shoving it up my ass! It stings like hell!
Peeto by JustusH2277 October 7, 2021
Related Words
peetos • peetour • #peetoo • peetong • peetom • Peeton • Peetong Head • Peetongue • Peetoot • peetotaler
Peenoise
The most common type of Filipino online gamer, having one or more of these characteristics:
1. Toxic - always spouts foul Filipino words; threatens to disrupt the game/experience if he does not gets his way, like AFK-ing, griefing or abandoning.
2. Superiority Complex - they are the same ones who think that Filipinos are the best race in the world.
3. "Pabida" - he always wants to be under the spotlight; would rather have good stats than a good game.
They are known to be the most cancerous kind of online gamers, even giving reputation to SEA as the most toxic region on most popular online games. What sets them apart from your typical toxic gamer is that they are extremely aggressive, and if they have a microphone, they will not stop screaming "PUTANG INA MO BOBO".
1. Toxic - always spouts foul Filipino words; threatens to disrupt the game/experience if he does not gets his way, like AFK-ing, griefing or abandoning.
2. Superiority Complex - they are the same ones who think that Filipinos are the best race in the world.
3. "Pabida" - he always wants to be under the spotlight; would rather have good stats than a good game.
They are known to be the most cancerous kind of online gamers, even giving reputation to SEA as the most toxic region on most popular online games. What sets them apart from your typical toxic gamer is that they are extremely aggressive, and if they have a microphone, they will not stop screaming "PUTANG INA MO BOBO".
Allied Dazzle accidentally picks up the kill...
Peenoise: "PUTANG INA MO BOBO BAKIT MO KINUHA KILL KO GAGO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucking noob why did you get my kill idiot")
Peenoise gets skillfully sniped from middle-doors in Dust 2...
Peenoise *screams from mic*: "PUTANG INA HACKER YUN PUTA ALIS AKO MGA BOBO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucker, he's a hacker. Fuck, I quit, idiots.)
Peenoise: "PUTANG INA MO BOBO BAKIT MO KINUHA KILL KO GAGO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucking noob why did you get my kill idiot")
Peenoise gets skillfully sniped from middle-doors in Dust 2...
Peenoise *screams from mic*: "PUTANG INA HACKER YUN PUTA ALIS AKO MGA BOBO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucker, he's a hacker. Fuck, I quit, idiots.)
Peenoise by EducatedIntellectualPeenoise July 17, 2016
Pectoralysis
Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.
Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.
Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility
Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.
Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility
Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!
-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?
-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?
-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011
pectograph
pectograph by flyingdog February 23, 2008
peebob
Bro, I bet he has a small peebob.
Omg put your peebob away.
James put his peebob in a hotdog bun and fed it to me last night!
Omg put your peebob away.
James put his peebob in a hotdog bun and fed it to me last night!
peebob by localirishbitch November 8, 2022
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