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Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
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I love to see that huich
huich by Ewsa May 20, 2021

Hunchitis 

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.
Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.
Hunchitis by jVarmi October 25, 2019
Whataburger's famed Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. Undoubtedly the greatest fast food breakfast of all time.
Used as an abbreviation for maximum efficiency while ordering your honey butter chicken biscuits.
Whataburger Employee: "Can I take your order?"
Customer: "Uhhh.. yeah could I get like 15 hubchubs?"
Employee: "haha yeah I suppose. Would you a drink with that?"
Customer: "Hell yes. Dr. Pepper."
hubchub by Southern Gentleman. November 19, 2010
Honchkrow, espically when shiny, is more of a pimp than Tyranitar and is the crime boss of pokemon. Even when not shiny they are the biggest pimps in the pokemon world. Honchkrows have Gardevoirs, Medichams, and Misdreavouses walk the street looking for customers. Honchkrows will have other pokemon steal money, kill others, collect payments, etc. Honchkrows are known to have gangwars with other Honchkrows over territory where the result is horrible with many dead Murkrows laying around. Basically, you don't want to mess with one seeing your prostitute probably belongs to him.
Battle with Honchkrow
Trainer 1: I choose Honchkrow

Trainer 2: I give up

Profesor Oak of Honchkrow
Professor Oak: (To self) Hopefully that Honchkorw doesn;t notice me

An Encounter with Honchkorw
* A wild Honchkrow Appeared*
Trainer: I promise i'll have the money in tomorrow"
*Honchkrow used Beat-Up*
Honchkrow by Honchkrow November 22, 2011
To have Huncho Status is to rule the streets.
Get on the wrong side of a person with Huncho status and you may wind up dead.
Oh Shit, Samuel J Huncho’s on block, we finna die!”
Huncho by Poignant_bottles August 21, 2018
The boss nigga, no ones messes with him. He kills poptart lookin niggas
Oh fuck it’s ynk Huncho he’s gonna put us in a body bag!
Huncho by Your.mum.gay February 4, 2018