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Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Related Words
huichan huich huicheng huichol hutch hunchos hunch hunching Hicham hunchback
A short lil' man who'll beat the absolute shit out of anyone if necessary . He needs a squad who WON'T die but still serves as Humanity's Strongest. He has to babysit a 17 year old titan shifter and has beat him as well. He likes poop jokes and short horses and cleaning as well. His actual name is Rivialle or Levi Ackerman. *He's also french
Random person: I'm gonna die...
Heichou: Well, don't get any blood on the floor, I just swept.
Heichou by RandomOtaku March 12, 2017

Hunchitis 

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.
Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.
Hunchitis by jVarmi October 25, 2019
Whataburger's famed Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. Undoubtedly the greatest fast food breakfast of all time.
Used as an abbreviation for maximum efficiency while ordering your honey butter chicken biscuits.
Whataburger Employee: "Can I take your order?"
Customer: "Uhhh.. yeah could I get like 15 hubchubs?"
Employee: "haha yeah I suppose. Would you a drink with that?"
Customer: "Hell yes. Dr. Pepper."
hubchub by Southern Gentleman. November 19, 2010
To have Huncho Status is to rule the streets.
Get on the wrong side of a person with Huncho status and you may wind up dead.
Oh Shit, Samuel J Huncho’s on block, we finna die!”
Huncho by Poignant_bottles August 21, 2018
The heicho is tiny
heicho by Obamas cleavage May 12, 2014