Ass Gruff 

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

Ass Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Billy Goat's Gruff 

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

Billy Goat's Gruff by bigrattus November 21, 2003

Muff Gruff 

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

Muff Gruff by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

Buff Gruff 

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

Buff Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

taint gruff 

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

taint gruff by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

billy goat gruff 

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

billy goat gruff by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006

Dirty Gruff 

When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.

Phwar did you see that Dylan have Brooke a Dirty Gruff

Dirty Gruff by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023