All your ancestors child molestors 

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

All your ancestors child molestors by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018

Ancestry Outed 

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"

Ancestry Outed by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019

Alabama Ancestry 

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

Alabama Ancestry by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Your ancestors incesters 

"Your ancestors incesters" is the most vile heinous term you could ever Grace someone's ears with. The term upon hearing will disintegrate your universe and turn your asshole inside out

Johnny: your mom gay.
Elijah: your sister a mister.
Kobe: your ancestors incesters!
Johnny and Elijah both shed all of their skin and melt.

Your ancestors incesters by YvngTrapper May 16, 2018

Your ancestry incestry 

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

Your ancestry incestry by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018

Your ancestors child molesters 

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

Your ancestors child molesters by N O O S E May 28, 2018

joined one's ancestors 

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

joined one's ancestors by Bella Min February 11, 2020