Planking 

The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.

Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."

Planking by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011

Sandwich Planking 

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.

Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet

Sandwich Planking by Plankpimp December 24, 2010

Planking 

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.

Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!

Planking by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011

Planking 

The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.

Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot

Planking by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011

planking 

1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.

Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.

planking by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011

Panting 

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

Panting by Collossal July 30, 2016

plating the lamb 

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.

I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

plating the lamb by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009