charging my cock 

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.

When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.

charging my cock by Willcom September 5, 2009

chanting 

a sequence of words or syllables that are sung to the same note (monotone).

In the movie What's Love Got to do With it, Tina Turner (Angela Basset) chants.

chanting by Red Dog August 27, 2005

Charming The Manaconda 

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

Charming The Manaconda by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

chatting bear waffles 

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.

Yeah she was chatting bear waffles

chatting bear waffles by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020

golf carting 

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

golf carting by martinatty January 14, 2009

Randomize Chatting

When somebody writes random things in the Facebook chat to get someone's attention,to piss them off or just because they're bored. When randomizing the person will end by saying exactly or I know.

Chris: I think so

Paloma: What?

Chris: I know

Paloma: I don't understand

Chris: Exactly

Chris was randomize chatting to get Paloma's attention.

Randomize Chatting by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011

facebook chatting 

Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM

Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.

facebook chatting by honeypig February 28, 2009