PATENT TROLL 

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.

UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."

PATENT TROLL by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Fuck This Place

When you are in a location that sucks the life out of you. A place that is worse then hell.

Person 1: I just got promoted.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.

Fuck This Place by Nauticstar87 June 14, 2010

spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling

Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"

spinning plates by PapiLoco July 28, 2010

Cleft Lip and Palate 

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.

I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.

Cleft Lip and Palate by Proud Cleftie February 27, 2011

Maxairwma plateia 

It's a really common expression in plateia elef8erias heraklion,Greece.It is said that this phrase dates back to the 19th century and it means that you want to stab someone there at 7pm(aggressively)

Mixalaky tha fas maxairwma plateia

Maxairwma plateia by 8anosig December 22, 2020

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011