karate monkey 

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

karate monkey by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016

twack monkey 

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.

Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.

twack monkey by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

puppy monkey baby by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016

winter monkey 

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

winter monkey by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Curb monkey 

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.

Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.

Curb monkey by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016

Scroll monkey 

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

Scroll monkey by LordRam May 20, 2016

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

fungus monkey by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016