Koumpounophilia

An affection and/or love of buttons. Those that have this usually enjoy collecting buttons, using them in crafts and projects and even identify with them in some manner.

More extreme cases lead to a sexual arousal at the sight or mention of them.

"Yeah, uhuh, sure. Hey, where did you get that shirt?"
"The department store across the street. Why?"
"Well, its just... so many buttons... buuuuuuuttooooons! GIVE ME THOSE BUTTONS! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!"
--Example of Koumpounophilia

Koumpounophilia by The Logical Fallacy December 18, 2015

Krampussy 

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

Krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampus 

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

krampus by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

Krampovitis 

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.

Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!

Krampovitis by Yak5711 December 12, 2009

Krupal 

One who is omniscient and extremely good looking. Also defines a being who shows an unparalleled amount of kindness and love for their significant other.

Damn, I wish I could be like that Krupal over there.

Krupal by Krupal January 17, 2007

Koumpounophobia 

A fear of buttons. Sufferers are usually disgusted by the sight of them and wash their skin when it comes into contact with a button.

They will have no clothes with buttons on and some even avoid toggles, press studs and other clothes fasteners.

In some extreme cases, the sufferer finds it difficult to even say or write the word 'button'.

1) She has Koumpounophobia.

Koumpounophobia by Am-yuh September 5, 2006

krumwundle 

a penis originating from the mystical land of wundle. This dick is orange and purple and has red hair. This word is only to descibe dicks of this origin

DUDE, U HAVE A KRUMWUNDLE!!!!!

krumwundle by trumptrundles November 28, 2009