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West Florence High School 

West Florence High School is full of adventure everyday. From wild cockroaches plotting an invasion over the school while they send out cockroach "Scouts" to survey the area resulting to their deaths from the wrath of massive girls' feet, at the same time causing the guys to run away from their deadly brown figures o.O. To fully qualified teachers possessing dancing skills (so good that it had to be caught on camera) that result to their fat to bulging out of her shirt....and of course because of this skill, she got promoted.... yeah.. (-_-)

West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..

Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup
random guy to Black dude (random West Florence High School bathroom): "dude i like your shirt"

Black guy to loser: "you want some weed yo!? o.O??"

23, 47 hike... Knights quarterback sees open reciever, throws a pass... kid jumps for it catching it one handed.. next thing you know mosh pit in the student section fighting for the loose football a random preppy kid caught... ;P

kid: WEst is best..
another kid: really?
kid: nah we just came up with that cuz it rhymed lol
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Florence (Italy) 

An Italian town situated at the very heart of Italy (see picture 1), Florence (Firenze in Italian) is often referred to as the unique ‘cradle of the Renaissance’ (‘La culla del Rinascimento’). Its impressively high per
capita rate of trade achieved during the XV and XVI centuries would shrink today’s city of London (United Kingdom) to a dull village in comparison (see quotation 1).

Population

Florence is populated by 366.488 residents, some of which are natives, the Florentines. To these, a population
of 10 millions-odd tourists (20% of which are Americans and 7.8% British) add up every year. Due to this extraordinary flow of tourists, the Florentines have developed a harsh sense of detachment towards strangers (though for most of the Florentines tourists represent a source of wealth). This does not mean that the
average Florentine is a racist or close-minded, characteristics that do not appeal to people living where modern culture and civilization developed five centuries ago. However, it may account for the hard time foreigners face when they try to socialize with locals (see quotation 2).

Florence’s population is composed of four distinct clusters of people – namely, a) the Florentines, b) the tourists, c) the foreign, largely American, students, and d) the immigrants (largely, but not exclusively, people from Albania, northern Africa, eastern Europe and South America). These groups do not interact or mix together except rare cases.

The Florentines typically make no difference between foreign students and tourists – both of whom are referred
to as ‘Americani.’ So foreign students may be disappointed to notice that the average local think of them
just as the common "cow to milk" or "chicken to pluck," in an economic sense.

What is really annoying of Florence is to see American students hanging around with people who a) pretend to be natives and b) take advantage of the former. Indeed, foreign students are often seen entering the ghastliest clubs with the incentive that, there, ‘International Students’ don’t pay for the entrance. (But this is only because their famous binge-drinking attitude will surely make up for the balance). Moreover, they
try to pull American girls on the simplistic principle that these are extremely easy, especially when they are not in their country. Florentines of course are not the same, becuase they know that these sorts of generalizations are often pointless. This is why one should be aware of whom you hang around with when you are in Florence.

Episodes of violence in Florence are very rare though. However what happens often is than girls land up very drunk, eventually consent getting picked up and then regret it. In some cases their regret becomes so severe that they feel the need to call up for the police and make up stories of rape by Florentines. (Though they may had never actually encountered one since the first day).

Florentines never go out in the same places where ‘International Students’ go, save rare exceptions. This is because these places are dull: drinks are disgusting and they play hiphop music. Florentines go to places that
look very expensive (and actually are, if you are a tourist) with the non-negligible privilege of getting free
drinks most of the times. (Hence it's a great deal of fun to hang around with a Florentine, if you manage to.)

The way in which typical Florentines hang around is best depicted by in the film ‘Amici miei’, a must-see by the Italian top-director Mario Monicelli.

What is in Florence

People who go to Florence are often of a cultural entertainment proneness (see picture 2). There are at least
15 worth-visiting famous squares, or ‘piazze’. Among them is Piazza Santa Croce, a remarkable place that although being crammed up with toursits during the day, is seized up by non-Florentine drug dealers at night. There are at least 10 architectural masterpieces in Florence, all of which are displayed in any serious Arts textbook. Among the most famous pieces of buildings one should recall the Ponte Vecchio (Old Bridge, see picture 4). What makes the ‘Old Bridge’ interesting is that it was built in the XIV century (that is, 150 years before Christopher Columbus discovered America), and it is still there. During the Second World War the Nazi Forces decided not to put it down because of its terrific historical importance.

There is an incredible supply of cultural stimuli in Florence, including many classic museums like the Uffizi, which only places like the Louvres in Paris stand comparison with for what concerns Middle-Ages and Pre-Modern Arts. There are also many libraries, gardens and theatres. What's more, all this plentitude of monuments is contained in the relatively small area of the 6 squared feets-wide ‘centro storico’, an area preserved by UNESCO. (Notice that this is just one eight of the whole Manhattan.) The resulting density of
artistic and historical attractions makes tourists feel like they are being dwarfed by the splendour of the Renaissance years (see quotation 3).
The Renaissance is the period of history during which humanity managed to escape the anxiety and depression brought about by a thousand years of alienation and ideological frustration imposed by the Catholic Church during the Middle Age. This was achieved by appreciating the Arts and by dedicating oneself to trade and financial affairs rather than bothering about life after death issues or salvation through dedication to God. Indeed, one the world’s first commercial banks was settled in the area of Florence during the XV century, and it is still there (its name is Monte dei Paschi di Siena). For these reasons, Florence is not only quoted as the ‘cradle of Renaissance,’ but also as the epicentre of modern age. (Although one of the main things missing during the Renaissance years in Florence was democracy).

Many important artists were born or spent a significant part of their life in Florence. Among the Florence-born, one should recall Leonardo da Vinci (the author of the Monna Lisa, a painting that has been stolen, allegedly, by a French eminent figure and that is now displayed in a French museum). Michelangelo Buonarroti, Donatello di Niccolò di Betto Bardi, Dante Alighieri (the author of the most important Italian poem, the Divina Commedia, or Comedy), Niccolò Machiavelli
(Makaveli, the founder of modern political thinking), and many more were also born and lived in Florence. More recently, Florence gave birth to Guccio Gucci (the founder of GUCCI, the famous elite fashion house) and to Roberto Cavalli (another fashion designer).
Quotation 1 - Florence (Italy), City of: "Did you know that Florence was the centre of the world during the XV and XVI centuries?"

Quotation 2 - Florence (Italy), City of : A: - "So you spent your term abroad in Florence! Have you met any Florentines?"
B: - "No, just been hanging around with other Americans. Florentines are so snobby. I had great ice-creams though."

Quotation 3 - Florence (Italy), City of: - "OMG! I spent a week in Florence with my girlfriend last month, and I still have to get over it."

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Florence 

Flo is normally a tall girl with sweet loving brown-green eyes, she will stick up for you no matter what, and could go through hell and back, she will love you no matter what you look like, she's very sociable and will I've talking to you, she normally love art and is seen as a rebel by other, although she has never done anything bad she can help you thought the darkest of days, she will Iove you for life if you get on her good side. She's so beautiful and photogenic she's the best girlfriend you could ask for she's strong and kind and smart she's not popular buts she someone everyone likes she's cool
one guy: Wow Florence is so cool, no one's like her
Another guys: yeah who ever has Florence is really lucky
Florence by Eli dude August 13, 2019

florence arizona 

Florence, Arizona is a town where everyone is mentally ill. Most people live in broken down homes, and pretty much everyone there is a drug addict and/or criminal.
Mark: "hey we're thinking about moving to florence arizona."

Ann: "alright cool but don't cry to me when you get raped."
florence arizona by FlorenceHigh December 5, 2012

West Florence High School 

West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."

Florence and the Machine

Florence and the machine is an indie/alternative/experimental british band.

Florence Welch is the namesake of the band and is often described as having a sensational voice which is very true. The machine is her backing band, with Tom Monger as her harper and Isabella Summers as the keybordist, along with four other positions in the machine that are filled in permantly. Their first single was Kiss with a fist, the second was Dog days are over, the third was Rabbit heart(raise it up) the fourth was Drumming song, the fifth was You've got the love, the sixth was Hurricane drunk. Dog days was was re-released as the next single. It is believed that cosmic love is her next single.
The bands first ep was Lots of love, lots blood, with Kiss with a fist and Are you hurting the one you love.
The bands first album was "lungs". The regular edition has 13 tracks, and there is an U.S. edition version with a dvd with six videos. there is also mutliple versions of the deluxe version.

Florence and the machine is a very talented band and the U.S. should really listen to herl
Florence won the critics choice award at the Brit awards 2009 and Mastercard best album award at the brit awards 2010.
They have also won lots of other awards.
Flofan: Did you hear Florence and the Machine's album
"lungs"
person: Not yet, but I heard she won best album at the brit
awards
Flo Fan: you should check her out
several hours later
Person: Your right'! Florence is a good singer, no wonder

she won best album!

Florence 

An extremely sweet and loving girl. Besides the fact that her extreme beauty and smoking hot body makes all other girls seem mediocre, her humor is the best in the world. She can make tears of laughter roll down any persons face. Her timing is unique and it's almost unbelievable how fast she can come up with a joke. She is extremely loyal and will always stand up for the people she loves, even if they don't deserve it. She is misunderstood a lot of times, but that is her way of protecting herself to make sure you won't get the chance to screw her over. Once you take just a little time to get to know her, you will understand immediately that she is definitely a keeper. Anyone who ever let her go, or mistreated her is the biggest fool in the world and should find the nearest bridge to jump off of (make sure it's a high one). If you'll ever be as lucky to find a Florence in your life, make sure you hold on to her, you'll never regret it!
Person A: I met this girl, she's amazing
Person B: you say that every time...
Person A: Her name is Florence
Person B: Get the fuck outta here! You hit the jackpot!

Kelly: She is so funny, she had me in tears!
Carmen: How does she come up with this shit!
Ines: Pointing out the obvious. She is Florence, she cannot not be funny.
Florence by Memberlove September 29, 2014