XXXmas caroling 

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs

Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude

XXXmas caroling by anonymous December 15, 2020

carpeting 

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

carpeting by Saaame June 18, 2017

Canceling class 

1. When one makes the choice for themselves not to attend class; generally a college class.

2. Skipping class

Often brought about by late nights, laziness, and reluctance to sit through pointless and/or mind-numbing lectures.

Used by students for its more positive connotations, i.e., one would sooner say "I cancelled two of my classes this Monday" than "I skipped two classes this Monday."

3. The opposite of excellence. Canceling class is not condoned by parents, teachers, and administrators alike.

Brittany: I've done so well this semester: I haven't canceled a class yet!
Allison: My Government teacher is boring, so I've canceled his class twice so far. I am canceling class again this afternoon.
Brittany: That's not very excellent of you.

Canceling class by RO-b'f February 5, 2010

carling talleys 

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

carling talleys by URBOy February 24, 2008

Carolingus 

The act of singing Christmas carols while going down on your partner.

Last night, Joey performed Carolingus on me. It felt soooo good.

Carolingus by Beefhammer December 27, 2011

Catalingus 

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.

"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."

Catalingus by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

A Carling Darling 

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

A Carling Darling by RedH October 19, 2010