Carolingus
Carolingus by Beefhammer December 27, 2011
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telemarketer caroling
the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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priest caroling
Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018
Carnilingus
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.
Carnilingus by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009
Christmas Caroling Hoe
A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
Christmas Caroling Hoe by DeezyD May 1, 2009
Christmas Caroling
Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.
Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
Christmas Caroling by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011
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