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Carnelle 

The name of the most amazing girl in the entire universe. It's not hard to fall in love with this girl. She's the cutest thing your eyes will ever experience. She's beautiful, has a great personality, and gets along with people well. Along with that, she has a hot body. Girls like her are rare to find these days. Girls want to be her. Guys will do anything to get her attention. If you're lucky enough to have her, cherish her and never let her go.
Carnelle is perfect.

I've never met anyone as amazing as Carnelle before.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Carnelle across the street and the first thing I noticed was her nice ass.. personality!!
Guy 2: Damn!!!!
Carnelle by ilycarnelle4eva March 16, 2013
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Carnegie Abbey 

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.
"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

who cares 

the answer to every question in the world
who cares by jack wood January 2, 2005

nobody cares 

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.
This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!
Carney by Smart 13 February 16, 2015

carne asada 

the Mexican version of a BBQ where they will generally cook a flank cut of steak with tortillas, cheese, guacamole, salsa, etc.

in general terms, carne asada is a seasoned piece of think meat...used in tacos and many other mexican dishes
Hey we're gonna have a carne asada on Saturday at my place around 8:00. Hope you can make it!

I'll have the tacos de carne asada.
carne asada by Ali B July 13, 2006

Carnegie Learning 

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.
I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning
Carnegie Learning by maricalamari January 4, 2015