petting the one eyed snake 

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

petting the one eyed snake by markass May 3, 2006

Petting

The lesser sexual activities - often everything - squeezing, kissing, etc. - except for putting the dick in the pussy.

They engage in heavy petting.

Petting by The Puritan April 24, 2005

petting bulldogs 

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

petting bulldogs by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Pettinger 

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

Pettinger by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020

Petting Zoo 

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful

Petting Zoo by foug March 24, 2003

Heavy Petting 

Rubbing and groping between individuals as part of non-penetrative sex or "making out". Typically completed with clothes on, but there have been reported cases of naked heavy petting occurring in some regions.

Q:Did you and jimmy go all the way last night?

A: No we just kissed and did some heavy petting.

Heavy Petting by Toddgaines March 6, 2012

petting

Groping, fondling

He started petting her, running his hands all over her body.

petting by BasilGreen May 13, 2003