petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Swallowing dust

When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.

Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.

by ticklepanties August 06, 2013

cucumber calm

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

by ticklepanties August 20, 2014