Definitions by ticklepanties

petting bulldogs 

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

petting bulldogs by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

cucumber calm 

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

cucumber calm by ticklepanties August 20, 2014

Swallowing dust 

When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.

Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.

Swallowing dust by ticklepanties August 6, 2013