petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.
Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.
by markass April 23, 2006
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seamen sipper

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.
I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.
by markass April 23, 2006
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