Definitions by markass

petting the one eyed snake 

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

petting the one eyed snake by markass May 3, 2006

seamen sipper 

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

seamen sipper by markass May 3, 2006