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1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"
1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.
Goosed by GooseMan March 26, 2013
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goosedairbus

1. What happens when a flock of Canada Geese is sucked into the jet engines of an airbus which is trying to take off, necessitating a water landing in the Hudson River, or some other unplanned location.

2. Starting on a long trip and due to unexpected circumstances, your trip is cut drastically short. You end up somewhere you don't want to be.
"Within minutes of takeoff, the crew of the US Air airbus hit a flock of geese. They lost both engines. The captain instantly knew they were experiencing a goosedairbus ala Hudson. Fortunately, due to quick thinking and experience, crew and passengers survived unscathed.

Talk about getting goosedairbussed the other day. I started for the West Coast but the NY State Police pulled me over for a busted tail light. I had an old warrant. I spent my vacation in jail.
goosedairbus by slowhands57 February 13, 2009
Past tense-To mess up or ruin
Oh boy I sure goosed that joke
Goosed by Writers_Instinct April 15, 2018
To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
Aw man! I just got gooched!
Gooched by KessBlack March 18, 2011
means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby
that car is gooched man
gooched by john moss May 27, 2004
to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such
Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"
goosed by Steven February 26, 2003