Definitions by KessBlack

Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

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To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.

Aw man! I just got gooched!

Gooched by KessBlack March 18, 2011

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