Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
by KessBlack March 03, 2011
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Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.
"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"
by KessBlack January 19, 2012
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