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Mini Coopers

A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.

2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
Mini Coopers by stghm October 7, 2008

yooperism 

Regional phrases known in Northern Michigan, used to express various sentiments and emotions.
Some examples of yooperisms are the phrases "Holy Wah" or "Yah hey der." Another example is the use of the word "da" instead of the common enlish form "the" infront of a word; ie. "da lake."
yooperism by MSHS'03 February 21, 2014

Cooperslap 

the act of slaping someone after spoting a mini-cooper,
similar to the punch buggy phenomenon,

orginating somewhere in the eastcoast suburbs somewhere like jersey.
"Cooperslap!!"

why those kids slapping eachother?
ted keeps driving around the block in his mini-cooper
Cooperslap by thatjerseykid July 17, 2011
Pronounced: Coo-pers. Another word used to define the genitalis.
I fell off my skateboard and landed on my Coopers. It hurt alot.

I will kick you in the Coopers.
Coopers by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006

Cooperisim 

When your bud Cooper says some off the wall quotable shit like bush did with the Brazilians.
Bro just said a cooperisim when he said "this is not the way to win"
Cooperisim by Gukewithtwoos April 25, 2025

Cookerist 

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.
Ian is a cookerist.
Cookerist by Cook Master July 22, 2009