tonsil patroling 

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

tonsil patroling by lz da prince June 6, 2009

Paytoning 

When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.

Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?

Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.

Paytoning by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021

patronise

Treat condescendingly, look down on, humiliate

she said "you're very smart" yet she got better grades than I did. I replied: "Don't patronise me!"

patronise by Viwe January 6, 2016

parsoning 

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

parsoning by von herring October 28, 2004

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

patronize by steelywulf August 30, 2008

Patronite 

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

Patronite by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017

patrolling the high seas 

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

patrolling the high seas by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018