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When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
Cross Threaded by Jamhole September 29, 2005
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To offer someone food or entertainment at another's expense
I'm fixing my aunt's computer so tomorrow's dim sum will be free. We gonna get TREATED!
treated by ChaoticHavok January 2, 2009

treat people the way you want to be treated 

what teachers say to prevent school shooters
teacher: treat people the way you want to be treated
what the teacher is thinking: be nice to everyone to prevent school shooters!

Trededon 

There is no official definition for this word in the North American urban dictionary, however one is found in the Malyalam Urban Dictionary and it appears below:

This word is only to be used by male (Indian Born) Malyalams living. Furthermore, specifically only by those who stuggle with the English language (or foreign accents of it). Use this word in hopes of sounding like you were taught English by Queen Elizabeth's grandmother. This word actaully is purely made up, 100%, and should be used only once or twice in a Malyalaam's life as over use of it might let out the secret behind it's intent. Use it when you feel that:

1. you must confuse people(in an argument).
2. make people believe your grasp of the English language is simply outstanding (friends, co-workers, boss).
3. make people believe your grasp of the English language is simply outstanding to an extremely hot NRI Malyalaam hot Jalebi girl.

If the user of this word is ever prompted to explain its meaning, it's best to say that it means "fall on" as it is very unlikely impossible that anyone will question your claim since it's almost for sure, probably believable.
Oh guys, Maria trededon on the rabbit, it was sooo hilarious nah ?! ....tu tu tu tu tu tu.
Trededon by Ranu paji January 23, 2006

threaded 

assasinated,terminated,Dead
refers the threads on a silencer
The governer was to be threaded during his campaign speech.
threaded by (___( > JFA September 7, 2007
In a relationship where both people have already said I love you to each other
Keith: Yo bro Kawhi and Rosie gotta break up before Carmine starts something.

Cassius: it’s too late for them to break up, they’ve already traded bro.
Traded by AppleButterz September 13, 2017
A fat person, someone very fat (you can use this word if you don’t wanna call someone fat to their face just say “your a fucking treader)
Yo look a that treader over there!” 😂
Treader by Princess Pussy xox October 6, 2019