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Trip on ma dick - Accidentally fall on my penis, leading to intercourse.
Dequan : "Me? Worry bout shaniqua findin' out ? She can TOMD ! "
Becky : "Totally !"
TOMD by disdudenamedmichael November 25, 2014
Related Words

tomesterday 

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.
Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.
tomesterday by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Toledo Hot Pocket 

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.
"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

poppy-toed 

this is used to describe someone who always stands pigeon toed both in pictures and during general interaction with them.
that girl stands so poppy-toed
poppy-toed by poppytoed June 26, 2023

Toledo Depth Charge 

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.
"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.