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Saskatchewan Snake 

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.
Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!
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Saskatchewan Screamer 

When you take your boner outside in sub-zero temperatures before putting it in your partner.
If my wife thought my bare feet were cold, wait until she catches this Saskatchewan Screamer.

Saskatchewan Cooler 

The process of using accumulated snow to keep your alcohol cold. Usually seen in the form of throwing your warm beer into a snow bank for fast cooling results.
Yeah man my Kokanee was warm but we’ve got a foot of snow so I threw them in the old
Saskatchewan cooler and they cooled off real fast.

Saskatchewan Satchmo 

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.
As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

Saskatchewan Sunrise 

Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars

Saskatchewan 

Saskatchewan is a beautiful province where half of it is beautiful praries and the other half is magnificeint forests and lakes. Saskatchewan is also the birth place of free medi-care. Unfortunately it takes years to get this "free medicare" now. Also every one leaves because there is no jobs here. Saskatchewan's phone, electrical, heating... are all controlled by the goverment. ON the plus side Saskatchewan has the worlds best uranium. lots of oil and endless other natural resources. On the down side most of those resources are sitting in the ground not being turned into a profit
Spud Co. was the stupidest goverment idea ever in the history of Saskatchewan.

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope 

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.
Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.