Moldovan Back Lotion 

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Moldovan Back Lotion by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lotion 

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

Lotion by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Lotionize 

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

Lotionize by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

motion is lotion 

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

motion is lotion by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

The Lotion Defense 

A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.

Hey Babe is that Jizz on the back of your yoga pants? No its body lotion! The Lotion Defense.

The Lotion Defense by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012

lotion bottle 

a topping you put on your food

“bro i had fries today so i grabbed a lotion bottle and used the lotion as a sauce”- Ron

lotion bottle by iloveghosts June 8, 2021

lotion booger 

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

lotion booger by t_bag July 24, 2008