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Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.
Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!
Keebler by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.
Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Helen-Kellered by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered 

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved
Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.
kellered by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

keeblers 

A rare strain of potent Cannabis. Keebler Kush is known for its cookie after taste and giddy high.
well damn, these keeblers are dense pebbles
keeblers by ahusain November 2, 2009
When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.
Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
Keebler by kyle cavano March 29, 2010

helen kellered 

(v.t.) using sign language in a person's palm to convey a message.
I helen kellered Jennifer the message, but she didn't understand my meaning.
helen kellered by joshiev06 May 21, 2006