3 definition by Mastiboy

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A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.

At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

A white person who lusts after brown people.

Steve loves Pakistani girls. He's such a third world groupie.

by Mastiboy February 08, 2016

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006