Mastiboy's definitions

Hello Kitty

A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.

At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Keebler

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

third world groupie

A white person who lusts after brown people.

Steve loves Pakistani girls. He's such a third world groupie.

by Mastiboy September 22, 2016