smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

smooch my cooch by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

Smooch Up 

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

Smooch Up by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

smooch looter 

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

smooch looter by ›:D April 19, 2017

smooch dat cooch 

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

smooch dat cooch by ball.sucker December 7, 2022

smooch hanger 

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.

Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

smooch hanger by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013

smooch face 

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!

Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.

smooch face by VSmooch February 5, 2018

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

Smooch Broom by ibartels May 23, 2021