2 definitions by ball.sucker

smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

by ball.sucker December 8, 2022

tempura shrimp

when your mouth gets really dry, so you ask your partner to squirt and spit in it and then you gargle it, and mix the juices around, and create a juice cocktail and you spit it out on their shaft:

“OMG i totally tempura shrimped on Jasmine last night!”

by ball.sucker February 6, 2022