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skiniving 

Scheming and conniving at the same time.
Boy: "Look at that guy over there! He is really skiniving."
Girl: "Don't you just hate it when people start skiniving?"
Boy: "I don't know, I enjoy skiniving." He says as he tries skiniving his way into her pants.

People may tell you it is not a real word, but don't believe them, we all know it is.
skiniving by Ron64 January 18, 2015
Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.
"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."
skyving by The Mott SF January 20, 2005

smydiving 

A pointless conundrum meant to confuse people on the internet in order to get video views because they lack talent otherwise.

This can be done with other words like other users have done, like smimming.
Imagine if you went skydiving without a parachute... now replace the k with an m

Smydiving
smydiving by Azazel The Scapegoat January 31, 2023
Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,
The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.
skiving by jdsmsl September 3, 2005

Meth Whale Sky Diving 

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD
Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland
Meth Whale Sky Diving by Kitty Kat^^ September 12, 2009

Sky Diving Donkey 

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.
-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!
Sky Diving Donkey by tune68 January 9, 2011