Definitions by medium-chungus

Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

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When an individual gets extremely drunk, lays on their back and experiences that falling sensation.

Jared - "How drunk are you trying to get tonight?"
Aaron - "End goal is Hillbilly Skydiving!"

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