load shedded

Euphemism in South Africa for rolling blackouts. "Load shedded" is also used facetiously in South Africa to refer to any device that is currently not on or not working.

"Sorry my left back tail light is not working officer. It is currently being load shedded"

"You won't be able to contact me on my cellphone as my battery is load shedded"

"I can't think right now, my brain is being load shedded!"

load shedded by D Love April 15, 2008

Shaded 

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.

Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.

Shaded by barrington3 March 4, 2015

shaded 

Being extremely high, while wearing sunglasses, while chillin. Anytime. Anywhere.

Ayyy man, I saw you at that party last night, why were you wearing sunglasses at night though?

Aww man, I was shaded to the max son!

shaded by QueVan C December 18, 2012

Shadden 

An amazingly talented girl who is not afraid to speak her mind and tell someone no. She is a crazy bitch who loves everybody who cares about her.

She crazy and caring she must be a Shadden.

Shadden by Twitter is the worst January 30, 2016

50 shaded 

Being in a high sexual situation while very intoxicated.

Bro, I got so 50 shaded this weekend with that new girl

50 shaded by Masha Devedeva September 13, 2012

shidded

y tf i shit my pants like what the fuck why am i now spreading it on my toast like wtf - Will smart

y tf will shidded like nogga buttchug?

shidded by JORDON NIBINSKY February 4, 2019

sharded 

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

sharded by cheekytina June 2, 2008