now seriously folks... 

Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward silence. Used to avoid embarrassment.

Host: and then HE said "that's no lady, that's an orang-utan!"
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*

now seriously folks... by Kizzang October 25, 2007

dude seriously

a universal pronoun that can be used in any situation.

Josephine: that test was mad hard.
Christina: dude seriously.

Christina: did you see that girl's hair? it was purple.
Josephine: dude seriously.

dude seriously by dat hispanic white chick June 27, 2006

seriosity 

seriousness, an event, action or situation with the attribute of being serious.

that was a bit of silliness but now for some seriosity,
the seriosity of the event meant that I couldn't help but burst into a fit of giggles

seriosity by lairyfairy June 1, 2006

serioustest

(adj.) to be the most serious or supremely serious (duh.)

I am the serioustest person ever.

serioustest by Tien February 5, 2005

Seriously.5 

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.

Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."

Seriously.5 by JoeySteel January 14, 2010

Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick 

This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.

(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)

Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.

Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick by Telephony February 10, 2019

Seriously 

A lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.

Person 1: This lecture totally blows.

Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.

Person 2: Seriously...

Seriously by tillytat October 28, 2009