jerkin the gherkin
having a wank
jerkin the gherkin by tim123473 February 22, 2009
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gherking
When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.
gherking by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015
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jerkin your gherkin
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"
jerkin your gherkin by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018
Off the Gherkin
When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.
Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.
Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.
"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
or
"This function is off the gherkin."
or
"This function is off the gherkin."
Off the Gherkin by 123Josh456 October 4, 2021
Just jerking your gherkin
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
Just jerking your gherkin by LordBone January 9, 2012
Gherkin
The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.
A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.
Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.
A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.
Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.