french 

1. Generally anything from the country of France, in Western Europe.

2. Possibly the second most hated group of human beings on the planet (next to Americans of course), for reasons that vary from person to person.

3. The official language of France, and some of its neighboring countries, such as Belgium, etc. Fun to learn, but difficult to master.

1. This wine is French.

2. Americans tend to hate the French, but whether they like it or not, they've been helpful through the years. You can't forget history because the president tells you to.

3. Est-ce que vous aimez parler le français? Oui, mais je ne le parle pas très bien.

french by freddy newandyke August 3, 2005

French 

Technoblade's fourth worst enemy, after calculus, dream and skeppy

*Technoblade neva dies
French
*Dies

French by DaniCapi12 January 17, 2021

French 

A language that has genders and is annoying af to learn.

Dude did you know French words have genders?
Woah dude!

French by Bonk police March 4, 2021

french 

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

french by nj April 27, 2003

French 

another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"

This question is too hard, I French

French by mozes February 26, 2005

French 

The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.

Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha

Average french person: So?

French by French-And-Mostly-Proud December 3, 2013

French 

People or language of France.

Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).

"Pardon monsieur, je voudrais du pommes frites. Ou est le McDonald's?"

"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."

French by Aec August 22, 2003