centergauge 

a centergauge is when you find something cool or your friends say something stupid

“hey aaron, “
“ yeah what’s up?”
“look at this centergauge i found!”
“wow clattergnatter”

centergauge by centergurt May 16, 2020

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

cunterrupted

To have ones conversation cut short by someone whose opinion/ news is obviously so much more important than yours.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely cunterrupted......"

cunterrupted by SnazzyTrout February 2, 2017

Centennial High School 

A school in MD, probably the "best" school, but we all know it's trash in almost everything except for maybe academics (but that's dropping too). Our football team sucks ass, while our lacrosse team is just fuckboy's and hoes. Then there's the track team, man these guys are horrible. They literally sold the dumbest shit, cookie dough, while every other team sold shit like pizza. Oh and the building, it feels like a elementary school, with people banging in the bathroom, and fuckboys smoking weed, and the weebs spreading cancer. Overall this school, just like any other Howard County high school is trash. Actually it's all high schools that are trash.

Bitch from hebron : Yo our school's trash
Weeb from Chingtennial: you wish, Centennial High School is weeb heaven

Centennial High School by whychintenial April 7, 2017

center mass 

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters

"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time

center mass by Alpino November 6, 2009

contellectual 

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

contellectual by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

center pocket 

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.

Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."

center pocket by Tycho111 February 21, 2010