Clipped
Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.
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oops I crapped my pants
A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."
"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
oops I crapped my pants by Liz February 20, 2005
Crippled Dolphin
The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
Crippled Dolphin by Morgrave December 7, 2010
crippled white snow leopard
The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
crippled white snow leopard by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014
Crimped
Crimped by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019
clipped dick
1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).
2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".
3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".
3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
clipped dick by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005