Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

corona crawler 

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

corona crawler by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Corona Bean 

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

Corona Bean by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

CoRoNA

What that annoying kid says when you cough. Sign of mental deficiency. At least my school is closing. F.

Me: *coughs*
Timmy: “DoEs HE HaVe CoRoNA?!?111!!?”

CoRoNA by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

Coronavirus 

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

Coronavirus by lolggs March 21, 2020

chronic cringe 

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

chronic cringe by finesseeeee March 1, 2019

Coronavirus 

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

Coronavirus by gracie1030 March 14, 2020