Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

Condoming 

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.

Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.

Condoming by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016

Condomint Slapstick 

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

Condomint Slapstick by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

The Connolizer 

Whilst engaged in doggy style with a female, just before you come, give her a swift jab to the ribs to increase your manly status.

I was screwing your sister and i Connolized her. I think i broke her ribs.

The Connolizer makes me feel like a true man.

The Connolizer by Nix0r March 24, 2007

Condomate 

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

condomsending 

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."

" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."

condomsending by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

Condomitis Interruptus 

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

Condomitis Interruptus by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009