Caloria 

A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.

Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.

Caloria by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011

Calorie Gallery 

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

Calorie Gallery by David From Austin September 26, 2007

calories 

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

calories by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

HOOKAH CALORIES 

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

HOOKAH CALORIES by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

calorie corner 

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

calorie corner by nebiru100 December 18, 2011

Calorie Bombing 

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

Calorie Bombing by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

Calorious 

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

Calorious by The Fall September 3, 2013