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bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
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bachisagi 

soulmates like they're literally kissing in my lawn rn they're sweet and they cuddle and they love each other very much kiss kiss smooch type of shit
A: oh wow who's that cute couple there

B: dumb bitch that's bachisagi
bachisagi by aaaaaaaaaasss April 26, 2021

Bachelor Breakfast 

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.
My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.

bachelorism 

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.
Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.
bachelorism by esmith512 January 27, 2008
Amazing sex that will make you think of latin dancing, the kind with lots of hip movements and hair flips. Did you imagine sexy latin music in the background while you were having sex? It probably wasn’t sex then, it was bachata!
I had a great time with you tonight… would you like to come inside for some bachata?
Bachata by Salsaaadancer August 27, 2021

Beni-bachi 

Benibachi is a leading Japanese brand that produces top quality shrimp food and products. Many shrimp breeders worldwide are using their products.
Yeat:

-She eat me up like it's Beni-bachi
Beni-bachi by Blazee! February 16, 2023

bachelor's handbag 

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family
Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad
bachelor's handbag by NzChippy October 17, 2021